Sunday, June 22, 2008

Our Mission Statement

Here at Unicorn Boners we bring you the best in Unicorns, Boners and Unicorn Boners. There isn't much else to worry about beyond that equation.

It's a Koan, really. Do Unicorns have Boners? And if Unicorns had Boners, how awesome would they be?

It was Descartes who first posited that a Unicorn without a Boner would be an imperfect Unicorn. And a Unicorn is a perfect being. Therefore, a Unicorn must have a Boner. A perfect, Unicorn-ish Boner.

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