Thursday, June 26, 2008

What About Unicorn Balls?

I get asked a lot about Unicorn Boners this and Unicorn Boners that. But yesterday at a cousin's christening someone asked me, what about the balls?

Well Father McCormick, Unicorns don't have balls. They have magic ovaries that make soft serve.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do they poop rainbows or cookies???