Unicorn Boner Pic contest

We at UB are now accepting submissions to our annual/weekly/daily Unicorn Boner Picture competition.

While we prefer the photographic arts, (Man Ray had a Boner for Unicorns, Cellos and naked women--in that order), we fully understand the elusive quality of these fine creatures, and their equally elusive and fine Boners. And so will also accept hand drawn, painted (either watercolor or oil), stenciled, finger-painted, collaged, sculpted, and velveted submissions.

Please submit to unicornboners@gmail.com

Winner's work will be showcased on this blog.

Our Mission Statement

Here at Unicorn Boners we bring you the best in Unicorns, Boners and Unicorn Boners. There isn't much else to worry about beyond that equation.

It's a Koan, really. Do Unicorns have Boners? And if Unicorns had Boners, how awesome would they be?

It was Descartes who first posited that a Unicorn without a Boner would be an imperfect Unicorn. And a Unicorn is a perfect being. Therefore, a Unicorn must have a Boner. A perfect, Unicorn-ish Boner.

Unicorn Boners

As discussed at a Barack Obama rally--this blog has been birthed. More to come soon.